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Lean Cuisine

Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of…
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As Frozen Meals

Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals

Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled…
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Breakfast

Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel…
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Trader Joe's Review ➤ April 9, 2020

Trader Joe’s Chicken Burrito Bowl

I bought it thinking it was going to be an exact Chipotle knockoff and...it's not! I mean, it's good. It's not "E. Coli be damned, let's go get Chipotle" good but it's edible for sure!

Lean Cuisine Review ➤ July 2, 2020

Lean Cuisine Favorites: Spaghetti with Meatballs

If you love dessert, but wish it had more “ground beef” in it, then wow, wow, wow have I got big news for you!

Margaritaville ➤ March 25, 2021

Margaritaville Crunchy Krab Bites Review

The whimsical misspelling of the word crab (“Krab”) on this box of Margaritaville monstrosities can only mean one of two things: At just 2% actual crab in these, they legally can’t use the word “crab”...

Restaurants ➤ August 31, 2021

Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Is there anything that Martha Stewart can’t do? Between her home goods line, her tv shows, and the fact that I heard she’s going to be boxing against Jake Paul on Pay-Per-View...

Trader Joe's Review ➤ October 9, 2020

Trader Joe’s Butternut Squash Mac and Cheese

4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Each year, right around the start of the Autumn Season (which, in retail, means Mid-July), legend says that Trader Joe himself creeps into his stores across the country, and turns every item...

Cheese ➤ August 25, 2021

Hot Pockets Four Cheese Pizza Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Capulets vs the Montagues. Alexander Hamilton vs Aaron Burr. Hot Pockets vs Tostino’s Pizza Rolls. All feuds that ended in tragedies – murder, deceit, sauce-splattered microwaves. The horror! Despite my strong...

Cheese ➤ September 8, 2021

Stouffer’s MacFULLs BBQ Pork Mac and Cheese Review

1/5 Stars ⭐️ Some things just go together, you know? Peanut butter and jelly. Thelma and Louise. The 2012 World Series Winning St. Louis Cardinals and MVP David Freese. (Ok, fine, I looked that one...

Healthy Choice Review ➤ April 2, 2020

Healthy Choice Power Bowls: Cauliflower Curry

If you asked me to describe this Power Bowl in 3 words, I’d say, “Warm. Definitely Warm.”