Lean Cuisine ➤ September 24, 2021
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Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review
3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of…
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Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals
Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled…
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Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review
4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel…
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“You should get some sort of medal for taking a bite.” -@dliebenson
As Frozen Meals ➤ September 20, 2021
Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals
Breakfast ➤ September 15, 2021
Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review
Cheese ➤ September 8, 2021
Stouffer’s MacFULLs BBQ Pork Mac and Cheese Review
Amy's Review ➤ July 26, 2020
Amy’s Gluten Free, Dairy Free Rice Mac & Cheeze
3/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟 Remember that kid in your kindergarten class who wouldn’t stop eating glue? Now imagine that kid grew up, became a food developer at Amy’s (congrats to them!) and decided to try his...
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Trader Joe's Review ➤ December 8, 2020
Trader Joe’s Philly Cheesesteak Bao Buns
4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 In a way, frozen meals have vastly improved my life. But in another more accurate way, they’ve broken me as a person, causing me to stand at my kitchen counter in slippers...
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Uncategorized ➤ November 18, 2020
Macaroni and Cheese Dinner: Mac and Cheese with Meatballs and Apples
4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Little kids have all the luck. They get the best clothes at Target (yeah, I WOULD like that sparkly rainbow tutu that says “girls rule” on it in my size). They don’t...
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Breakfast ➤ September 15, 2021
Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review
4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel...
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Candy ➤ February 3, 2021
Jeni’s Everything Bagel Ice Cream Review
5/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 15 years or so ago (???), Al Gore invented the Internet for one sole purpose – to create a perfect place where no one would ever disagree with each other. And it...
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P.F. Chang's ➤ July 1, 2021
P.F. Chang’s Frozen Pad Thai Review
3.5/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ P.F. Chang’s Chicken Pad Thai I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but I do always believe that frozen pad thai will taste just like the restaurant version and, in a way, that...
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As Frozen Meals ➤ September 20, 2021
Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals
Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled...
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Lean Cuisine Review ➤ February 12, 2020
Lean Cuisine Origins: Cheese & Fire-Roasted Chile Tamale
An alternate title for this one should have been “Lean Cuisine Presents: SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” because this sauce, much like me during my stint in show choir, is desperate for all the attention that it can get.
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