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Lean Cuisine

Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of…
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As Frozen Meals

Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals

Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled…
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Breakfast

Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel…
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As Frozen Meals ➤ March 17, 2021

Celebrity Chefs as Frozen Meals

Chrissy Teigen = Stouffer’s Classic Lasagna with Meat and Sauce: Stouffer’s Classic Lasagna is the Supermodel of frozen meals – I mean, those iconic 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue pics! (I dropped out of my...

Appetizers ➤ December 14, 2020

Feel Good Foods: Uncured Pepperoni Bites with Cauliflower Crust

3/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟 Nestled in the freezer section of Target, cuddled up against the Archer Farms tater tots and resting its weary little head on the Lean Cuisine “CHICKEN WITH SAUCE” (™), are the frozen...

Appetizers ➤ December 16, 2020

TGI Friday’s Loaded Potato Skins Review

4.5/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Wouldn’t it be wild if I kicked off this review for TGI Friday’s Loaded Potato Skins by being like “GROSS! SO DISGUSTING! BLECH!!! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?!” I mean, it’s...

Cheese ➤ August 25, 2021

Hot Pockets Four Cheese Pizza Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Capulets vs the Montagues. Alexander Hamilton vs Aaron Burr. Hot Pockets vs Tostino’s Pizza Rolls. All feuds that ended in tragedies – murder, deceit, sauce-splattered microwaves. The horror! Despite my strong...

Margaritaville ➤ March 25, 2021

Margaritaville Crunchy Krab Bites Review

The whimsical misspelling of the word crab (“Krab”) on this box of Margaritaville monstrosities can only mean one of two things: At just 2% actual crab in these, they legally can’t use the word “crab”...

Lean Cuisine ➤ April 29, 2021

Lean Cuisine Bowls: Unwrapped Chicken Burrito Review

I was really craving Chipotle for lunch, but then I remembered that I had a Lean Cuisine Chicken Burrito Bowl in the freezer, which is kind of like wanting to see an Academy Award winning...

Candy ➤ February 3, 2021

Jeni’s Everything Bagel Ice Cream Review

5/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 15 years or so ago (???), Al Gore invented the Internet for one sole purpose – to create a perfect place where no one would ever disagree with each other. And it...

Trader Joe's Review ➤ October 9, 2020

Trader Joe’s Butternut Squash Mac and Cheese

4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Each year, right around the start of the Autumn Season (which, in retail, means Mid-July), legend says that Trader Joe himself creeps into his stores across the country, and turns every item...