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Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of…
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As Frozen Meals

Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals

Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled…
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Breakfast

Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel…
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Restaurants ➤ August 31, 2021

Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Is there anything that Martha Stewart can’t do? Between her home goods line, her tv shows, and the fact that I heard she’s going to be boxing against Jake Paul on Pay-Per-View...

90s ➤ June 15, 2021

Dunkaroos Review

5/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Egyptians had their pyramids. The Greeks had muscley, arm-less statues. The Romans had…I think also muscley, arm-less statues? (People used to *really* love sexy, shirtless statues I guess.) And I hope...

Healthy Choice Review ➤ April 2, 2020

Healthy Choice Power Bowls: Cauliflower Curry

If you asked me to describe this Power Bowl in 3 words, I’d say, “Warm. Definitely Warm.”

Stouffer’s MacFULLs BBQ Pork Mac and Cheese Review

Cheese ➤ September 8, 2021

Stouffer’s MacFULLs BBQ Pork Mac and Cheese Review

1/5 Stars ⭐️ Some things just go together, you know? Peanut butter and jelly. Thelma and Louise. The 2012 World Series Winning St. Louis Cardinals and MVP David Freese. (Ok, fine, I looked that one...

Appetizers ➤ December 15, 2020

The Pioneer Woman: Toasted Sausage Ravioli

4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 In case you live under a rock and that rock doesn’t happen to have access to the Pioneer Woman’s Twitter account (lame), you maybe didn’t see that Ree, this generation’s red-headed Laura...

Lean Cuisine Review ➤ April 30, 2020

Lean Cuisine Marketplace: Vegetable Stir Fry

One of the cool side effects about eating Lean Cuisines all of the time - besides the near-toxic level of sodium in your blood - is that your standards become so delightfully low.

Appetizers ➤ December 18, 2020

Margaritaville Crunchy Pimento Cheese and Shrimp Bites Review

2/5 Stars 🌟🌟 I know “Margaritaville” has grown far beyond just a hit song that your Uncle Jerry relates to a little too much. But I like to think the Margaritaville Frozen Food line is...

Lean Cuisine Review ➤ May 7, 2020

Lean Cuisine Marketplace: Parmesan Crusted Fish

The only possible reason this could have been created was a test, to see who is cruel enough to microwave fish in a communal office kitchen.