3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of…
Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled…
4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel…
My German great-grandmother, Gisela Petra VonLeanCuisine had a lot of colorful words that she brought over from the old country. (Wait, I forgot to tell y’all that I’m heir to Lean Cuisine’s fortune, which is...
4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Little kids have all the luck. They get the best clothes at Target (yeah, I WOULD like that sparkly rainbow tutu that says “girls rule” on it in my size). They don’t...
5/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 I figured that after a long weekend of going on productive runs – that means a run where I take little business calls – and enjoying bowls of freshly washed lettuce, it...
When you hang out with me, it’s guaranteed that I’m going to talk about 2 things - the 2006 hit film “Night at the Museum” (I think it’s based on a true story), and my deep, deep love of meatloaf.
Some things just naturally go together - my white shirt and anything I can spill on it. Instagram and 6 straight hours of scrolling. And, most importantly, microwaves and frozen meatloaf.
4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 In case you live under a rock and that rock doesn’t happen to have access to the Pioneer Woman’s Twitter account (lame), you maybe didn’t see that Ree, this generation’s red-headed Laura...
Cotton Candy Twinkies – 2.5/5 Since Twinkies’ inception in 1930, people have been begging and pleading with Hostess – “Make these dang things MORE SWEET!” For generations, people have been hoping for the day when...
One of the cool side effects about eating Lean Cuisines all of the time - besides the near-toxic level of sodium in your blood - is that your standards become so delightfully low.
