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Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of…
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As Frozen Meals

Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals

Anya Taylor-Joy: Lean Cuisine Favorites Mac and Cheese Ok, sure, this one might seem a little obvious at first. (If you zoom in, you’ll see that Anya’s gold jacket is made entirely out of recycled…
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Breakfast

Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ There’s a lot y’all don’t know about me. I have perfect pitch. I’m technically the fastest land mammal in existence. And also I graduated medical school – twice. As such, I feel…
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Lean Cuisine Review ➤ July 2, 2020

Lean Cuisine Favorites: Spaghetti with Meatballs

If you love dessert, but wish it had more “ground beef” in it, then wow, wow, wow have I got big news for you!

Lunch ➤ April 6, 2021

Leftover Chipotle Review

My German great-grandmother, Gisela Petra VonLeanCuisine had a lot of colorful words that she brought over from the old country. (Wait, I forgot to tell y’all that I’m heir to Lean Cuisine’s fortune, which is...

Uncategorized ➤ November 18, 2020

Macaroni and Cheese Dinner: Mac and Cheese with Meatballs and Apples

4/5 Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Little kids have all the luck. They get the best clothes at Target (yeah, I WOULD like that sparkly rainbow tutu that says “girls rule” on it in my size). They don’t...

Lean Cuisine Review ➤ February 28, 2020

Lean Cuisine Marketplace: Pomegranate Chicken

1/5 Stars 🌟 This Lean Cuisine aims to answer that age-old question – what if, instead of eating food for lunch, we just ate straight-up garbage? It’s this whimsical approach to lunch that I’ve always...

DEVOUR Review ➤ July 24, 2020

DEVOUR: Pesto Ravioli with Spicy Italian Sausage

2/5 Stars 🌟🌟 While it doesn’t explicitly say it, it’s clear from the packaging that DEVOUR (all caps.) is a frozen meal for DUDES. *sick Guns ‘N Roses guitar riff* DEVOUR doesn’t have time for...

Lean Cuisine Review ➤ February 20, 2020

Lean Cuisine Marketplace: Ranchero Braised Beef

Is it really that good, or have my expectations been lowered that much? Good question! The sauce is decent, it’s a regular, human amount of food, the chipotle sweet potato side is like spicy baby food, but in a fun way. A delicacy.

Lean Cuisine ➤ September 24, 2021

Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review

3/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Before I tried the new Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls, I had the same feeling about them as a 15 year old who has never been to Paris but still has a poster of...

As Frozen Meals ➤ February 11, 2021

SATC Characters as Frozen Meals

Carrie Bradshaw is Trader Joe’s Riced Cauliflower Bowl On the surface, both Carrie Bradshaw and the Trader Joe’s Riced Cauliflower Bowl are so glamorous, showing up to a party in platform Jimmy Choos or, in...