Skip to content
  • Home
  • Reviews
  • About Me
  • Contact Me
  • Home
  • Reviews
  • custom-logo
  • About Me
  • Contact Me
Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies Review
Restaurants

Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies Review

August 31, 2021September 28, 2021 paulakskaggs Comments Off on Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies Review

4/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Is there anything that Martha Stewart can’t do? Between her home goods line, her tv shows, and the fact that I heard she’s going to be boxing against Jake Paul on Pay-Per-View this weekend, you gotta admit – the woman is a powerhouse. 

So of course when I found out she was launching a line of frozen meals, I immediately reached out to Martha’s team to see if I could be the first to try it. 

…But they didn’t answer, so I had to wait until it hit Jewel-Osco, then go there and pay $8.99 for a box of Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies like a chump. 

Let’s dive in. 

Taste: 5/5

As a frozen food reviewer, I eat a lot of things that others might refer to as “trash” and “inedible” and “why does it look so wet?” 

So imagine my surprise – nay, my shock – when I dug into this beef and cheddar hand pie only to realize…I think this sucker legally qualifies as food! It certainly hits the 3 main points on the food pyramid at least – it’s good, it’s warm, it’s filled with cheese. (I made my own food pyramid.)

Also, sure, I do realize that “beef and cheddar hand pie” is just a snazzy European way of saying “cheeseburger in a pastry shell” but build a bridge and get over it, honey! 

Appearance: 5/5

This beef and cheddar hand pie is stunning. 

If you told me that it turns out there’s a 4th Hemsworth Brother and guess what, it’s a beef and cheddar hand pie, I’d be…well, surprised at first. (Australia is more known for its meat pies.) 

But then I’d totally get it, because this thing should be a Marvel superhero. 

Overall: 4/5

Unfortunately, the beef and cheddar hand pie loses a point because Martha does break the two arbitrary rules I just made up for frozen meals – frozen meals should always be microwavable (this one’s 25 minutes in the oven) and they should always cost $2.

But all-in-all, if you ever find yourself in charge of a fancy event, like catering the Oscars, I’d definitely recommend you buy a few boxes of these and call it a success. 

4 StarBeefCelebrityFour Stars

Related Posts

Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review
Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review
Boston Market’s Pot Roast Review
Boston Market’s Pot Roast Review
TGI Friday’s Loaded Potato Skins Review
TGI Friday’s Loaded Potato Skins Review
The Pioneer Woman: Toasted Sausage Ravioli
The Pioneer Woman: Toasted Sausage Ravioli

Post navigation

P.F. Chang’s Frozen Pad Thai Review
I eat a lean cuisine for lunch almost every day. This is what I think about them.

Recent Posts

  • Lean Cuisine Cauli’Bowls: Garlic Parmesan Alfredo Review
  • Emmy 2021 Dresses as Frozen Meals
  • Banquet Brown ‘N Serve French Toast Breakfast Review
  • Stouffer’s MacFULLs BBQ Pork Mac and Cheese Review
  • Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies Review

Newsletter

Subscribe to my newsletter for updates!

  • About Me
  • Contact Me
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms & Conditions
© 2025 | Paula Eats
We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Do you accept cookies?YesNoPrivacy policy
You can revoke your consent any time using the Revoke consent button.Revoke consent