3.5/5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️
P.F. Chang’s Chicken Pad Thai
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but I do always believe that frozen pad thai will taste just like the restaurant version and, in a way, that requires even more naivete.
Let’s dive in.
Taste: 3.5/5
Buying a frozen meal from P.F. Chang’s is like buying a $3 shirt from Wish.com.
Even though you know you’re gonna get burned, you still buy it because there’s still a little part of you that thinks that you may have just found the deal of a lifetime.
But then it comes and it’s a Toddler Size 2T and instead of “GUCCI” it says “GUTCHI” and it’s also somehow extremely flammable.
This isn’t bad, it’s just not P.F. Chang’s Good, ya know?
Appearance: 3/5
I think Kidz Bop could make a lot of money by making a family-friendly version of WAP about this dish called “Wet As Pad Thai” because this frozen meal is somehow soaking wet.
They should still let Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion do the music video though.
Overall: 3.5/5
I think associating this poor lil’ Pad Thai with P.F. Chang’s – the restaurant of Kings – was its downfall. They should have associated themselves with a crappier restaurant so our expectations would be lower. Like if this was “Shitty Joe’s Diner’s Pad Thai” we’d think, “hey, this is actually pretty good for being Shitty Joe Diner brand!”
I’d eat it again.